Parody & legal notice

OnlyZards is a work of satire and parody. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or connected to OnlyFans, The Pokémon Company International, Nintendo, Creatures Inc., GAME FREAK, PSA, Beckett, or TCGplayer.

No adult or sexually explicit material is sold, hosted, or implied. Every "reveal" on this site is a photograph of a trading card. Trading card images are used for the purposes of parody and commentary and remain the property of their respective rights holders. If you own an image used here and would like it removed, get in touch and it will be taken down.

What you actually buy on this site is a joke gift certificate: a shareable link with a silly message and a spinning card. There is no subscription, no recurring charge, no membership, and no card is shipped. Payments are one-off and processed securely by our payment provider.

Prank responsibly. Only send certificates to people who will find it funny, and never to a work email address you don't want to explain later.